- An old woman was riding a motorcycle along the highway not holding to the handlebars, but doing her knitting. A policeman drove up beside her and shouted out the window: "Pull over!" "No," said the old woman, "socks."
Мне почему-то так четко эта бабка представляется
Невозмутимая такая.
А вот тоже с семинара по лексикологии лимерики:
- A rare bird is the pelican.
His beak holds more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week.
I'm damned if I know how the helican.
- There was a young fellow named Hall,
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring,
But he didn't - he died in the fall.
Current music: Me Gustas Tu
Мне почему-то так четко эта бабка представляется
Невозмутимая такая.А вот тоже с семинара по лексикологии лимерики:
- A rare bird is the pelican.
His beak holds more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week.
I'm damned if I know how the helican.
- There was a young fellow named Hall,
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring,
But he didn't - he died in the fall.
Current music: Me Gustas Tu
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